2003 New Company Policy from Human Resource

DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary, if we see you wearing $750 Prada shoes & carrying a $900 Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

PERSONAL LEAVE: Each employee will receive 104 days of personal leave a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

COMPASSIONATE LEAVE: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.

In rare cases, where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon, and after work. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done enough.

LUNCH BREAKS: Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy, normal size people get 30 minutes more for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast & take a diet pill.

Kisah 10 Perintah Tuhan

Konon, 10 Perintah Tuhan itu sebenernya bukan untuk orang Israel, melainkan untuk bangsa lain tapi justru bangsa lain yang ditawarkan malah menolak.

Begini kisahnya ...
Malaikat ke Italia.
Malaikat: "Hei kamu orang Italia, mau perintah Tuhan nggak?"
Orang Italia: "Apa isinya?"
Malaikat: "Jangan membunuh!"
Orang Italia: "Sori yach, kami ini mafia, membunuh adalah kegiatan kami"

Lalu malaikat itu terbang ke Rusia.
Malaikat: "Hei kamu orang Rusia, mau perintah Tuhan nggak?"  
Orang Rusia: "Apa Isinya?"
Malaikat: "Sembahlah TUHAN!"
Orang Rusia: "Sori yach, kami ini atheis. Nggak percaya ama Tuhanmu!"